I get in the elevator and a lady turns and says “Monday.”

No punchline. No clue-in as to which direction she wants me to go with this at all.  Just a day of the week. So I pump my fist and say,

“You can make it.”

Embarrasingly nerdish.

Why are elevators so awkward.  Just keep shut and ride in silence for 8 seconds…we can’t get anything accomplished conversationally in 8 seconds.  Guys can’t even ride bulls for 8 seconds!  You think, we can have a meaningful convo that quickly?



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