Opponent – Wedding rings
Objective – Get the COOLEST wedding ring of all time!
Key Players to watch – The salesman – I got out of my last job because of the sales portion of it. I love shopping, but I don’t like buying. Especially when someone is trying to sell me on something. I like what I like, and I don’t want you to tell me what to like. I have to be careful not to be offended by the sales guy, and not to offend him either. Actually, I hope it is a woman. I do a lot better with women than I do with guy salesmen.
Players to avoid – The high price tag – I am not excited to buy these things. I don’t know anything about wedding rings (big shocker I know) but I have to learn very fast. I think that I want one of those spinner rings. I had a cheap one and it was awesome! I could play with it all of the time, but I also hear that the stones fall out because they can’t breathe. Apparently diamonds need to breathe.
I also have to decide if I want diamonds. This could raise the price tag…but I think I just want like a 1/6th of a diamond or something. I am so lost already.
Final pep talk – Just look around. Don’t commit. Just look around. Get some ideas, stay calm. Don’t focus on the price tag. Everything is negotiable right? I mean, maybe I could bring up the movie Blood Diamond (sympathy kills). Maybe I could ask for a black diamond. AWESOME. I think that is what I am going to do. Black diamond it out! Maybe I could get one black diamond and one regular diamond. Kinda like Me and L!
Who knows…will I even wear this thing after like a month of being married? Some guys don’t….that’s always an option 🙂 or is it?